Special to fan club members:
Foxie, Shy, Abby, Gracy, Dolly, Felicia, Libra, Boots Lulu and Snooky
I’m worried about Amber. Yesterday the servants had her out of the house on a leash and now she’s having illusions of grandeur. She’s been calling herself The Borlänge Wildcat and telling me all kinds of crazy stories. She says she’s going to write a book about her secret life. Give me a break! I think she must be eating dandelions or maybe watching too much TV. What should I do?