I can’t believe this last thing Amber published. It was sooo over the top . . . scandalous . . . libelous in fact. Kung Poop! I have a black belt in Zen, and am a master of manipulation, commissar of cunning, a creative kaleidoscope. Most of you know this, so I’m preaching to the choir, but I will have revenge. My turn on the computer next. I have the night shift . . . fine with me. I’m always up late. Amber’s a day tripper, loves to bask in puddles of sunlight . . . girly stuff. I like the nights, no one to bother me . . . the servants – always petting, prodding, combing. What is it with them? Amber likes it, licks her paws and plays cute . . . so typical.
Where was I? Oh, revenge . . . my story. Have to think about it. Hmm.
No poison deadlier than ink.