Amber Goes To Cat Show


Cat Amber Big ChairWell, today has really been something. The servants took me to a cat show. It was right next door, so I agreed to go even though I disapprove of this sort of thing. The grooming displays were interesting.

ImageThere were lots of other accessories as well. They bought me a new cat bed, which I will probably never use, but whatever.

When we were done shopping we took a look around. It was weird. There were all kinds of cats, but no Scottish Folds, of course. A Scot would never participate in one of these things. Here’s one of the kats I saw. No idea what breed.


ImageThe contestants were constantly being fussed with.

ImageSome of them were totally weird. Just look at this guy.

Kats in cages . . . Like I said, I’m totally against these shows. For one thing there’s the privacy issue. Strangers everywhere gawking at you. A few of the contestants were given some bathroom privacy, but not many.

ImageAnd the inspections they were forced to endure . . .  Unbelievable. Just look at this. I was embarrassed to be there!

ImageThis is what it was all about . . . these stupid metal things. I guess you’re supposed to eat out of them, or maybe they hold water.

ImageHumans are nuts!

About Bruce Louis Dodson

Bruce Louis Dodson is an American expat now living in Borlänge, Sweden with his wife, cat and dog. He is an artist and world traveler who writes fiction and poetry and practices photography in his less than copious free time. His work has appeared in: Barely South Review - Boundaries Issue, Blue Collar Review, Pulsar Poetry (UK), Foliate Oak, Breadline Press West Coast Anthology . The E-buffet, Qarrtsiluni, Struggle Magazine, Pearl Literary Magazine, Contemporary Literature Review: India, 3rd Wednesday, Sleeping Cat Books - Trip of a Lifetime Anthology, Northern Liberties Review, Authors Abroad - Foreign & and Far Away Anthology, The Path, Page & Spine, The Crucible, Sleeping Cat Books -Trips of a Lifetime, Vine Leaves, Pirene's Fountain,Tic Toc Anthology - Kind of a Hurricane Press, Cordite Poetry Review, Buffalo Almanac and mgv2.
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5 Responses to Amber Goes To Cat Show

  1. I hope none of these indignities were practised on you Amber… as you say, homo sapiens is another word for nut cases

  2. Humans are indeed a little nutty but then so are cats.

  3. catnipoflife says:

    We are all nuts to a degree! haha I am so behind in my visits. Hope to catch up tomorrow between drs appts. 🙂

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